The inability of “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” to attract anything resembling a mainstream audience this weekend can be parsed in all sorts of ways. But it’s hard to avoid the most self-evident reason for its failure: The vampire trend is dead, and was, in at least some crucial respects, not really all that alive to begin with.

With ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,’ it’s RIP, bloodsuckers - latimes.com

Or how about it’s a ridiculously bad idea, executed in a pandering, deafening symphony of awful.

By all means, let’s hand this guy the reins to Moby-Dick.

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